Re: Newark Vintage Tractor & Heritage Show, 8-9 Nov 2014
Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2014 10:30 am
Yo my man Brad!
Great to hear from you.
Have missed your dulcet tones and ambient sense of humour, and your bear hugs, natch
It would have been great to see you there.
In fact, there was talk of you arriving and then, as if by magic, an electric scooter arrived behind Patrick's carawagon.
Unsure of whose it was, the betting was yours, as it had a trailer hitched on the back.
Thought you'd come to buy some goodies at the sort-out.
So much so, that Patrick placed an item on the trailer as a gift for you.
Then I inspected the seat of the scooter, and noted its small dimensions, and it was felt that your man-bum wouldn't have made it into said gap.
Turns out it was a lady who had hurt her back and parked up as she knew us.
Can you guess who she was?
Her husband is very slim and tall, with long hair, and she is small and perfectly formed.
They have minis with trailers too (now it's too easy!)
If you guess both people's names you win a tin of rice pudding.
Hope to see you next time.
Cheers my darling.
Steve
Great to hear from you.
Have missed your dulcet tones and ambient sense of humour, and your bear hugs, natch
It would have been great to see you there.
In fact, there was talk of you arriving and then, as if by magic, an electric scooter arrived behind Patrick's carawagon.
Unsure of whose it was, the betting was yours, as it had a trailer hitched on the back.
Thought you'd come to buy some goodies at the sort-out.
So much so, that Patrick placed an item on the trailer as a gift for you.
Then I inspected the seat of the scooter, and noted its small dimensions, and it was felt that your man-bum wouldn't have made it into said gap.
Turns out it was a lady who had hurt her back and parked up as she knew us.
Can you guess who she was?
Her husband is very slim and tall, with long hair, and she is small and perfectly formed.
They have minis with trailers too (now it's too easy!)
If you guess both people's names you win a tin of rice pudding.
Hope to see you next time.
Cheers my darling.
Steve