Ripley Castle Classic Car Show, 4th June

[RMS]

Well he hasn't mentioned it - perhaps he thinks it's always been like that, or maybe he hasn't noticed yet

Are you there, John - can you hear us talking about you

No - perhaps too busy writing letters about folk singers to the LRO

[WhiteKnight]

Well he hasn't mentioned it - perhaps he thinks it's always been like that, or maybe he hasn't noticed yet
Are you there, John - can you hear us talking about you
No - perhaps too busy writing letters about folk singers to the LRO

Maybe he lies on the bonnet and peeks over the front edge. It will look OK from there.

I don't get the LRO. Has John been waxing about Joni Mitchell et al?

[RMS]

Well he hasn't mentioned it - perhaps he thinks it's always been like that, or maybe he hasn't noticed yet
Are you there, John - can you hear us talking about you
No - perhaps too busy writing letters about folk singers to the LRO

Maybe he lies on the bonnet and peeks over the front edge. It will look OK from there.

I don't get the LRO. Has John been waxing about Joni Mitchell et al?

No; Pam Bishop who went to India (I think) in the 1970s in the Carawagon John Carroll now owns

[WhiteKnight]

No; Pam Bishop who went to India (I think) in the 1970s in the Carawagon John Carroll now owns

Just googled the lady
She's still doing it as we speak.
Doubt if she's an overlander's cup of mint tea.

[overlander]

Well as we're on the subject now and in the interests of accuracy, I thought you guys would have spotted that whilst we tend to use reams of bog paper to 'clean' (?) our bums, many inhabitants of the developing world don't use paper but wash their behinds, using their left hands of course and in the absence of water use a handy stick or appropriately shaped stone! Nuff said??

cheers

Lawrence of Leeds

[WhiteKnight]

Well as we're on the subject now and in the interests of accuracy, I thought you guys would have spotted that whilst we tend to use reams of bog paper to 'clean' (?) our bums, many inhabitants of the developing world don't use paper but wash their behinds, using their left hands of course and in the absence of water use a handy stick or appropriately shaped stone! Nuff said??
cheers
Lawrence of Leeds

A handy stick? I can feel my eyes watering already. Sounds like self-abuse.

Wondered what those two-tone-stones were in Maroc! Sand and one's starfish? Ouch.

[lowebox]

As I live next to a wood I will bring a big bag of handy sticks and some sharp bits of flint to Riply for John just incase we run out of loo roll( isnt he a singer). All the best Gordon

[overlander]

No Gordon that's Loo Rolls - plural with an 's' - 'You'll never find etc' - great song.

You guys have got to widen your horizons and leave the safety of Yorks and Humberside - the sticks and stones are for scraping stuff off not for hooking it out. You gotta spell it out!

John H

Long Drop Devotee

[WhiteKnight]

No Gordon that's Loo Rolls - plural with an 's' - 'You'll never find etc' - great song.
You guys have got to widen your horizons and leave the safety of Yorks and Humberside - the sticks and stones are for scraping stuff off not for hooking it out. You gotta spell it out!
John H
Long Drop Devotee

If we widen our horizons it will make the long drop easier.

How do you spell it out? Squat and say Abracadabra?

[overlander]

Ok you guys win , I tried but I can't keep up with your adolescent behaviour . Subject closed - as Robin would say!

cheers

John H